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第284章 戒酒(1 / 2)

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何易面露尴尬的道:“兄弟们,你们也不能怪我啊,之前我可是在追求自己的终身幸福,确实耽搁了一段时间,我保证,要不了多久,肯定给你们安排上好吧!”

然而对于他的话。

粉丝们都是清一色的‘呵呵’予以回应。

何易装作没看到,继续道:“好了,说回刚才的话题啊,既然各位叫我表演一段才艺,不唱歌的话,那我就来一段单口相声吧,怎么样?”

直播间的粉丝们一听,顿时来了兴趣。

“单口相声?”

“何老师还会说相声啊?”

“哈哈哈,到现在竟然还有人质疑何老师的专业吗?”

“何老师的专业就是:啥都会亿点!”

“噗嗤,会亿点可还行。”

“赶紧来一个!”

“我最爱听相声了,搞快点!”

何易微微一笑,缓缓道:“南北大街东西走,十字街头人咬狗。”

“拣起狗来砍砖头,倒叫砖头咬了手。”

“有个老头才十九,嘴里喝藕就着酒。”

“从小没见过这宗事儿,三轮儿拉着火车走。”

“哎!您听这像话吗?!”

这段话一出,直播间的人都乐了。

“噗嗤,什么鬼?”

“人咬狗?”

“拣狗砍砖头?”

“十九岁的老头可还行。”

“这合着是一个醉酒鬼吧。”

“我知道了,何老师这是在讲喝酒主题的相声啊。”

“汗,原来他还真的会啊!”

何易清了清嗓子,继续道:“今天啊,我给大家说段单口相声,这里面啊就有这么一个不象话的人。”

“这是什么时候的事呢?”

“这事啊是发生在清朝时候,说有这么一位大财主,家财万贯,在京城可是数一数二的人物。”

“这老头呢,有俩儿子。”

“大儿子不管办什么事都十分的沉着冷静,为人非常的干练。”

“这老二呢,为人到还可以,就是有个小毛病,好和口小酒。”

“他好到什么分上呢?他把那床头上吊一个酒葫芦,晚上睡醒了就打开葫芦喝几口,上厕所也不好好上,把厕所门口放个酒坛子,上完厕所他都得喝上几口!”

直播间的观众认真的听着。

连客厅的陈乔都拿出了手机,打开直播软件开始细细听了起来。

何易喝了口水,道:“就这么着,终于有一天,这老头子不行了,得了重病。”

“在要咽气之前呢,他把俩儿子叫到跟前,嘱咐完了后事,把大儿子单独留下了。”

“他说:我就要不行了,我临终最大的心愿就是叫你弟弟把酒给戒了,咱们家纵是有万贯家财也经不起他这个喝法啊!”

“老大点头称是。老头子说完就死了,俩儿子把老头的后事办完,老大就开始着手给兄弟戒酒。”

“有人和老大说啊,老二这是撞上酒魔了!得请老法师做法驱魔,老大就相信了。”

“他花重金请了一帮法师,没成想这帮人是一帮二把刀啊,整天在家里念那个《葡萄经》。”

“嗯?你问什么是葡萄经?”

“嗨!那骗子哪里知道什么是葡萄经啊!”

“他们就是在那里念:吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮啊,不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮。”

“其实他们自己都不知道自己说些什么……”

观众们一阵爆笑。

倒不是说这句台词有多搞笑。

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