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第21章 伯德的心里阴影(2 / 2)

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凯尔特人第一次进攻,伯德在肘区要球。我贴上去时闻到他身上的须后水味,浓得能熏死一头麋鹿。

"知道为什么叫你丹尼斯吗?"伯德背身单打,肘子顶在我肋骨上,"因为我家的狗也叫这个..."

他突然转身跳投,球进的同时裁判哨响。2+1。

"F**k you Dennis."伯德对着镜头比了个"太小"的手势(系统计数:2/3)

我揉着生疼的肋骨走向罚球线旁的位置。托马斯悄悄凑过来:"需要我帮你废了他吗?"

"不,我有计划。"我盯着伯德的脚后跟,系统突然弹出提示:【检测到伯德习惯动作——罚球前会舔三次手指】

当伯德接过裁判的球时,我突然大声说:"拉里!你女朋友说别再舔手指了,上次害她得鹅口疮!"

全场哗然。伯德的手僵在半空,他转过头,脸色像变质的热狗酱。

"F**k you Dennis!"他几乎是吼出来的(系统计数:3/3)

【任务完成!奖励:伯德弱点手册(完整版)】

一本虚拟手册在我眼前展开,其中一页用荧光笔标着:"最恨别人说他像《芝麻街》里的饼干怪"

凯尔特人发底线球时,我凑到伯德耳边哼起了《芝麻街》主题曲。

接下来的场面堪称NBA历史上最诡异的对决。每当伯德持球,我就开始模仿饼干怪的声音:"Me want rebound! Cookie! Cookie!"伯德的投篮开始离谱地偏出,有次甚至投了个三不沾。

"你他妈到底怎么回事?"麦克海尔在暂停时冲着伯德大喊。

伯德指着替补席上的我:"那小子...那小子..."他的嘴唇抖得像触电的蚯蚓。

本小章还未完,请点击下一页继续阅读后面精彩内容!第三节还剩4分钟时,奇迹发生了。伯德在快攻中居然把球传给了场边的啦啦队长。波士顿花园球馆陷入死寂,随后爆发出震耳欲聋的嘘声。

"我做了什么?"伯德看着自己的手,活像刚发现它们长在手腕上。

最终我们98:89赢下比赛。伯德的数据栏惨不忍睹:12分,5失误,还有创生涯新低的28%命中率。

赛后发布会上,记者们像嗅到血腥味的鲨鱼。

"拉里,如何看待今晚的异常表现?"

伯德的眼神飘向正在偷喝他饮料的我:"那个21号...他肯定用了什么巫毒..."

我假装呛到,咳嗽着摸走伯德放在桌上的签名笔。系统跳出新提示:【获得"伯德限定怨念",可兑换"绿色噩梦"皮肤(凯尔特人主场手感+10%)】

回更衣室的走廊上,托马斯搂住我的脖子:"你到底对伯德做了什么?他看起来像见了鬼。"

"秘密。"我晃了晃口袋里已经失效的装置,"不过教练说得对,我确实有特殊天赋。"

兰比尔从后面追上我们,手里挥舞着一盘录像带:"菜鸟!NBC想花钱买你模仿饼干怪的镜头!"

"告诉他们,"我推开更衣室的门,"得加钱。"

淋浴时,系统突然弹出一条全屏公告:【警告!伯德仇恨值突破阈值,已激活"复仇者协议"——下次交手时将获得"垃圾话暴击"buff】

温热的水流冲过我笑得发抖的身体。看来下次去波士顿,得准备点新花样了。

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