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3. 来自乔丹律师团队:《故意形象损毁的精神赔偿申请(附医疗鉴定:色彩冲击导致暂时性焦虑)》

4. 意外的是:来自纽约时装周组委会的邀请函,希望罗德曼参加下一季时装秀

斯特恩揉着太阳穴拨通电话:"给我接底特律......不,直接转那个霓虹灯头!"

电话那头的罗德曼正在用染发剂给兰比尔画胡子:"嘿总裁先生!您觉得紫色西装适合裁判吗?"

第四节:时尚的反击(第三节比赛)

乔丹带着那撮粉毛登场时,联合中心球馆爆发出惊天动地的笑声。他每得一分,罗德曼就在替补席大喊:"粉色力量!"

【心理震慑生效】

【乔丹本节命中率下降12%】

皮蓬试图用毛巾帮乔丹擦掉颜色,结果染了自己一手粉红。当裁判弯腰捡球时,全场突然发现——他的秃头上不知何时被画了个粉色笑脸。

决胜时刻(第四节最后1分12秒)

比分牌显示活塞102-101领先。乔丹持球进攻时,那撮粉毛在汗水中愈发鲜艳。罗德曼突然发动【心理震慑】特效,粉毛在灯光下折射出刺眼的反光。

"见鬼!"乔丹眨眼瞬间,手里的球被托马斯掏走。

快攻中罗德曼接到传球,面对空篮却突然刹车,转身对追防的乔丹喊:"看镜头!" 顺势把球往篮板一砸——篮球反弹后精准命中乔丹额头,在他皮肤上留下个粉色球印。

"进攻干扰球!"裁判吹哨。

"那是时尚干扰~"罗德曼指着乔丹脸上渐渐显现的"23"粉印辩解。

最后9秒,乔丹顶着粉毛诅咒强行出手。篮球在筐上转了三圈,最终被兰比尔一记"空气肘"震了出来。

终场比分:活塞105-103公牛

赛后花絮(更衣室通道)

乔丹拦住罗德曼:"你赢了比赛..."

"但赢了你的心?"罗德曼作势要摸那撮粉毛。

"但明天开始,"乔丹拍开他的手,"全联盟都会针对你的头发制定防守策略。"

果然,赛后的技术统计显示:

- 乔丹本场命中率:41%(赛季平均51%)

- 罗德曼造成的时尚干扰:6次(联盟新纪录)

- 斯特恩摔坏的咖啡杯:2个

终章:潮流的胜利(赛后发布会)

记者:"乔丹说你今天的行径幼稚得像个高中生?"

罗德曼转动着新换的七彩脏辫:"谢谢夸奖~顺便告诉MJ,粉毛让他年轻了十岁。"他举起刚从麦当娜那里拿到的《时尚》杂志,"看,下个月封面就是我。"

更衣室里,系统弹出震撼提示:

【下一任务:总决赛把魔术师的护腕改成蕾丝款】

【难度等级:地狱】

【特别提示:贾巴尔正在定制防恶作剧护目镜】

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