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第569章 看点搞笑名场面之三(1 / 2)

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当子母河这段结束之后,画风突变,虽然仍然是带着时代感的清晰度,但瞬间就从神话风变成了庄重真实风,让各朝还有点不习惯。

而且,各朝看着那右下角那新出现的四个字,还有点怀疑:

这西游记有趣的大部分原因,是它神魔妖仙的故事;但这三国……虽然只是演义,但多也是根据史实,也不知这搞笑从何而来。

然后,各朝发现,最正经的内容,有的时候会让人笑意更浓。

「破败的小屋内,三个人挤在一处,正在进行这剧中最重要的结拜情节。

红脸的武圣目光灼灼地看着未来的昭烈皇帝,十分用情又辞藻丰富地诉说着自己的心情。

他身边,黑脸的大胡子同样拱着手,眼睛眨巴眨巴,觉得自己也应该在这种历史性的时刻发个言。

于是,他选择了“同楼上”的方式,不管武圣说什么,他都坚定又执着地用“俺也一样”来表示“+1”。」

夏栗子虽然无数次见过这个名场面的表情包,但是看到视频版的,还是笑得捶沙发。

各朝原本觉得这段还挺感人的,毕竟关羽说的话非常有文化,一想到他的结局,就让人觉得他真的践行了自己的这些诺言。

然而等第三个“俺也一样”出现的时候,他们虽然觉得有点对不起关羽……但怎么这简单的四个字这么容易招人笑啊!

秦,公子公主们在大笑之后已经开始应用这个句式了,扶苏今日不用上帝王培训课,纵容地听着弟弟妹妹们“一样”来“一样”去。

只不过他纵容的后果就是,第二天上朝,在李斯后面给始皇禀报事情的时候,脱口而出了一句“扶苏也一样。”

汉,按理说,看见大汉的后裔跟名将结拜,刘彻应该又欣慰又自豪的。

然而此刻,虽然有些对不住这位后代,但是刘彻真的是在努力控制过之后才笑出来的,自认非常给刘备面子了。

要是历史上的张飞真是这种性格,那刘备估计时不时就能被逗笑吧。

而同样知道刘备身份的大臣们一个个都不敢笑,有的深呼吸,有的摁住腹部想阻挡笑声,还有的甚至准备拍自己的脑袋,想把那四个魔性的字从记忆中拍出去。

霍去病像是悟了什么,偷偷看了眼卫青:学到了,以后他就跟在舅舅后面“臣也一样”就好了,嘿嘿。

三国,张飞在前几个“一样”的时候没感觉出有什么问题,还觉得屏幕上的自己云长和主公都演得特别好,他看得十分触动。

而等到后面,他都给看着急了:“你怎么不说词啊!云长说了那么长一串呢!”

关羽插嘴:“不是我说的,是罗贯中给我安排的,我也不可能忽然就来上这么一段。”

刘备见诸葛亮和赵云等人都背着身不作声,强行吞下自己的笑容,抹了把脸,恢复成正常表情来安慰张飞:“益德不必在意,我等都知道你其实颇有文采,要不我改日给那罗贯中写信,帮你证明一下?”

张飞摆手:“用不着,后人都这么仔细地拍出来了,要是罗贯中改了,后人没有这么好看的剧了怎么办?”

诸葛亮闻言笑吟吟地转过身来:“益德心胸实在豪迈,我等自愧不如。”

赵云拱了下手:“子龙也一样!”

张飞瞪向赵云:“等一会直播作罢后,我定要跟你好好切磋!”

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